:::Chase's First Ever Blog:::
Exactly one week after Luv-Day, I wanted to surprise Toots and SadieLadie with a blog reporting the Top Ten Reasons each is the greatest to ever roam planet earth:
TOOTS:
10) She only showers one out of every three to four days, and still looks like a model.
9) She only showers one out of every three to four days, and still smells like a petunia!
8) She can crochet a beanie in less than two hours.
7) She checks out other hot guys (see previous post entitled "Be Still My Beating Heart"), but then always reminds me that I "am way hotter" than any of them.
6) She can make an angel food cake with chocolate frosting just like my mom.
5) She is a classics-lover, from movies to music. Lately she has DVR'd all the oldies-but-goodies-movies being shown on AMC and TCM, and watches them while Sadie naps in the afternoons.
4) Her "walk" is better than any future model on America's Next Top Model. (you should see it, it's FIERCE!)
3) She can play cards with her toes.
2) She tickles my neck more than once a week (as compared to never previously).
1) She is Toots!
SADIELADIE
10) She likes to "shake her sillies out" by dancing all around her room.
9) She eats her oatmeal even though her mom likes to load it up with kale and flaxseed oil and other nutritional additives that make it look like green puke.
8) She makes her mom sing "Little Mermaid", "Jungle Book" and other Disney tunes while driving.
7) Despite all the cute disney characters she knows, including Nemo, Dori, Baloo, Mowgeli, Arial, and all the other princesses, her favorite is "Bruce", the scary, teeth-baring shark from Finding Nemo, and she loves the shark meeting. (Every morning when we enter her room, she immediately yells, "BWUCE, BWUCE, NEMO, NEMO, BWUCE, SHAHK!!!)
6) She can't go to sleep without laughing wildly over the 'caterpillars' who attack her legs and feet while she lays in her crib.
5) She can give "bones", or the rock, and immediately asks to give you "five" afterward.
4) She likes WATCHING ba-keyball, or basketball both live and on t.v. (Oh blessed March Madness will be enjoyable for at least the two of us!)
3) She can say "Manny", "Papi", and "Schilling". (We're still working on "Bucky Freaking Dent" and "Aaron Freaking Boone", as well as "Jeter is a Pretty-Boy.")
2) She can say "Cookie, Cookie, Cookie" in a low and raspy cookie-monster voice.
1) She is the Little Lady.
TOOTS:
10) She only showers one out of every three to four days, and still looks like a model.
9) She only showers one out of every three to four days, and still smells like a petunia!
8) She can crochet a beanie in less than two hours.
7) She checks out other hot guys (see previous post entitled "Be Still My Beating Heart"), but then always reminds me that I "am way hotter" than any of them.
6) She can make an angel food cake with chocolate frosting just like my mom.
5) She is a classics-lover, from movies to music. Lately she has DVR'd all the oldies-but-goodies-movies being shown on AMC and TCM, and watches them while Sadie naps in the afternoons.
4) Her "walk" is better than any future model on America's Next Top Model. (you should see it, it's FIERCE!)
3) She can play cards with her toes.
2) She tickles my neck more than once a week (as compared to never previously).
1) She is Toots!
SADIELADIE
10) She likes to "shake her sillies out" by dancing all around her room.
9) She eats her oatmeal even though her mom likes to load it up with kale and flaxseed oil and other nutritional additives that make it look like green puke.
8) She makes her mom sing "Little Mermaid", "Jungle Book" and other Disney tunes while driving.
7) Despite all the cute disney characters she knows, including Nemo, Dori, Baloo, Mowgeli, Arial, and all the other princesses, her favorite is "Bruce", the scary, teeth-baring shark from Finding Nemo, and she loves the shark meeting. (Every morning when we enter her room, she immediately yells, "BWUCE, BWUCE, NEMO, NEMO, BWUCE, SHAHK!!!)
6) She can't go to sleep without laughing wildly over the 'caterpillars' who attack her legs and feet while she lays in her crib.
5) She can give "bones", or the rock, and immediately asks to give you "five" afterward.
4) She likes WATCHING ba-keyball, or basketball both live and on t.v. (Oh blessed March Madness will be enjoyable for at least the two of us!)
3) She can say "Manny", "Papi", and "Schilling". (We're still working on "Bucky Freaking Dent" and "Aaron Freaking Boone", as well as "Jeter is a Pretty-Boy.")
2) She can say "Cookie, Cookie, Cookie" in a low and raspy cookie-monster voice.
1) She is the Little Lady.