NEWSWIRE: ABBY ETHERINGTON CANNON TURNS THIRTY-ONE, STILL LOOKS HOT by Chase Cannon

April 19, 2011
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Abigail Jane Etherington Cannon, famous mother of two and stupendous wife to the super hot Chase Kimball Cannon, turned 31 today. As the news spread through the nation, many eyewitnesses and noteworhty individuals weighed in on the happy birthday event, and shared stories of occasions on which they happened upon the amazing woman, known simply as 'Toots'.

Sadie Elizabeth Cannon (Austin, TX)
My mommy is the nicest mommy all the way from here to the moon. I love when she makes me pancakes and ice cream cones. I think I will squeeze her to death when I see her.

Jack Etherington Cannon (Austin, TX)
Maama. Mama! Wah-wah. Uh-wah-wah. Sidie, uh-wah-wah. Boh. Boh. Maama!!

Jane Etherington (SLC, UT)
A story I always love to hear about Abby is how excited she was when our parents announced they were pregnant with me... especially because I think everyone else was a little thrown off by the surprise! From the day I was born, Abby has always been a very attentive and loving sister. She taught me to make pastries, she let me join in on her video workouts, she took me to hang out with her friends, and together we made, the ugliest faces we could muster! When Abby and Chase were married and moved away, I made it a habit of visiting them wherever they were for my spring breaks. Let's just say that Abby definitely takes the prize for best hostess! Among many other fun activities, Abby took my friends and I shopping and to the beach in San Diego and took me on a five star tour of DC when she was 7 months pregnant. Abby has always been and continues to be one of my best friends and I feel so blessed to have her as my affectionate, hilarious, supportive, crazy, and beautiful sister. Happy birthday Abby, I love you!


Craig Robert Etherington (SLC, UT)

The following excerpts are recorded in my journal:

Nov 15, 1986 when Abby was 5 years old: "Life is so carazy lately, Diane is gone almost every evening and many times during the day with her book parties. This afternoon she is at the bookstore and will go directly to a book party this evening. In the mean time I am trying to run my business , which is doing better than ever. Both of us are trying to run the house with four kids, laundry, food, cleaning, homework, bed, baths, etc. We still have only one car, the dented "beetle" ----CRAZY. Last night after Diane had left for a book party, Nick and I wrestled at the top of the stairs. After the wrestle I stayed to rest ( I was exhaausted). Abby came up and snuggled against my chest and demanded that I put my arm around her to keep her warm. I obeyed. Soon, we were both fast asleep at the top of the stairs together."

Jan 9, 1983 "I wanted to remember a few cute things about Abby this Christmas. Christmas is pronounced "Cripamus" and Santa Clause is pronounced "Samma Clause."

Dec 7,1982 "Nick and Abby have had so much fun together tonight. They had a bath together and went through 2 tub fulls and soaked the upstairs hall and bathroom. they kept jumping in and out and running around chasing each other, amaking a lot of noise with their laughing. They had splashed so much that I was half afraid water might come through the ceiling. They are so adorable, and have such fun."

Jan 15,1983 "Diane is trying to potty train Abby. When she sits her on the potty with her legs together (the right thing to do, and was told to do) the pee squirts up through the top instead of down, because of her chubby thighs."

Diane Frischknecht Etherington (SLC, UT)
I have so many memories of Abby, but one of my favorites is when she just hopped on Nick's little BMX bike without training wheels and took off without any help from anyone! I think this is a perfect example of her confidence in herself which accounts for her ability to do whatever she sets her mind to do! She is amazingly talented in so many ways!!

Connie Duncan Cannon (SLT, UT)
Abby forever endeared herself to me, (and horrified her mother), when we first met her back in D.C. interning with Chase at the U.S. Treasury. We took her and Chase out to lunch while we were visiting there, before they found out they were "an item." (We actually found out before they did). At any rate, during lunch, Abby demonstrated the missing front tooth routine by putting chocolate on her tooth so it looked blacked out. It looked really choice. Then she blew us away by telling us that she and Chase had been invited to a reception to meet Larry Summers, the U.S. Secretary of the Treasury and the next President of Harvard, and had fully planned on shaking his hand and flashing him a toothless smile. At the last second, they lost courage and swallowed the chocolate and greeted him with dignity.

Forever etched in my memory also, is the glamorous picture of Abby on the back of Chase's windshield visor. It was a picture of her asleep with her mouth open, looking like a half-wit. Most girls would want a really hot picture of themselves on their boyfriends visor....especially if they were leaving him behind for 2 years to do a mission. But not Abby, she gives him a picture of herself that anyone else would've burned. Alone in the car and driving along unsuspectingly, I pulled the visor down to shade my eyes, and there she was. I laughed out loud....a belly laugh. Chase had warned me that she was funny. He was right.
Love,
CC


Lizzie Etherington Dalton (SLC, UT)
I have so many wonderful stories about the Snabigail. I will give you two. One that shows her nausty side and the other that shows what a wonderful sister she has always been to me.

Story number one:

When Abby and I were growing up, we spent almost all our time together. I can especially remember the summers. Abby had this cool over sized white t-shirt that went all the way down to her ankles. On the one side it said " I need them... I want them... I have to have them..." and then on the other side it said "earrings". I would say the front part of the t-shirt as fast as i could and then Abby would have to jump with her back to me in time for me to say "earrings" We would spend oodles of time saying the phrases and watching Abby jump back and forth as I screamed the words as fast as I could. We were really into our t-shirts, oh and speaking of t-shirts, like I said, Abby and I would spend pretty much all day together. At the end of a wonderful day of playing in the sun, climbing trees, running through the sprinklers and playing with dolls, we would go to our rooms to get ready for bed. Many times I would find surprises on the back of my t-shirt. At one point during the day, Abby, being the lazy bum that she is probably thought it would be much more convenient to wipe her nasty, gigantic buggers on my back. Here, as the little sister looking up to her big cool sister, thinking my sister is patting me on the back and loving me, she was wiping her nasty buggars (sometimes with blood streaked in them) on my cool t-shirts. Lame.

Story number two:

When I started high school at East High, I was nervous and excited. I remember my first day. I was walking on the main floor holding back nervous tears. I did not know where my classes were (even though I had been there two times before to walk through my schedule) and just as I was about to loose my cool, I hear it... "Liiiizzzzzzzzzzziiiiieeeeeee" Here comes Abby in her cheer leading uniform arms open wide running toward me, screaming my name. Wow, the looks she got from the students in the hallway, they looked at her like she was insane. When she finally reached me she gave me a huge hug and walked me to me class. I remember having mixed feelings of feeling cool, but also a little embarrassed for the production that had just occurred on my behalf, but as I look back on it, it stirs my emotions with gratitude for the older sister who has always been there for me. Even though Abby and I fought like dogs, whenever I needed her, she was there. She always remembers my birthday and has always given the most thoughtful gifts. Abby has really formed so many parts of who I am. I feel so grateful for the blessing of having a sister and best friend like her in my life.

I love you Abby, even if you are dramatic, crazy and torturous at times.

Happy 31, you ol' geezer

James Edwin Cannon(SLC, UT)
The first time we met Abby was in DC the summer the two of you were interning at the Treasury Department. We all had a great time at lunch, with lots of laughter and many good stories. The best one was the chocolate on your teeth just prior to greeting the Secretary of the Treasury. Knowing both of you better now, I'm only surprised you wiped the stuff off your teeth prior to the face to face meeting! After Abby left, I asked Chase what the relationship was, to which he replied, "Just good friends, 'cause she's dating one of my best buds, Steve Akerlow.) I later said to CC, "Mark my word, there's more than just friendship between those two!" It took a few years for both of you to get on the same page, but we are surely delighted with the end result.

Seeing the joy and vitality she showed as she danced and visited the evening away on your wedding night, and then, as the two of you escaped on the Vespa for your run to Little America. I think I followed you there in your car so I could return the scooter, but as I arrived, there was Abby having a blast riding the scooter around the Little America parking lot. I knew then that the two of you were well matched and that you could look forward to many happy (and often crazy) times together.

Cate Cannon Todd (Lansdowne, VA)
At our house, we have certain foods that are known as "Abby Foods." My kids are always asking me to make "Abby's chicken" (cranberry chicken and rice), and of course, "Abby's cake" (the famed and favorite cinnamon chocolate cake.) Chase and Abby stayed with us several times as they were between residences in DC, and we loved having them with us - and having Abby's yummy cooking! They made the best house guests, because they were super fun to have around, they cleaned up after themselves, and they carried their weight in the kitchen. Abby would make dinner and Chase would do the dishes

In addition to cranberry chicken and cinnamon chocolate cake, we also think of Abby every time we come across flaxseed and Brewers' yeast - and of course, homemade green avocado/spinach baby food. (How did they get Sadie to eat it for so long?!) Abby is the ultimate healthy eater and healthy cook!

We love you, Abby. Have a wonderful birthday - and let us know if you come across any good recipes!

Nicholas Carl Etherington Williamsburg, VA
I remember one morning when all of us were sitting around the tableeating breakfast before school and all of a sudden Abby appeared out ofnowhere in her bath robe. As always she made a random entrance andlifted up her bath robe and mooned us all. I think she was trying to befunny, but we were all pretty surprised. I think I was the only one whowas able to speak and unfortunately I wasn't very nice. I think I saidsometime like "that was the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. Ofcourse Abby ran of crying not having received the reaction she had hopedfor. This is a classic Abby story.

Kim Sanders Ujifusa (Portland, OR)
Where to begin with someone that means so much to me? I can hardly think of a single memory of childhood that didn't share a portion of you in it! You are so deeply intertwined with the things I considered happy, fun, sacred, and meaningful. And, maybe that is one of the things I love most about our friendship-it is so lasting and so encompassing in my life...it is SO nice to know you "belong" to someone. You and I have always "belonged" to each other in a way. I feel like you know the details of who I am, and I know all the details of you. It is a cherished thing to have a friend like that!

I love every detail of you, Abbs! I have always thought you were SO beautiful inside and out. You are absolutely stunning-always dressed immaculately and well put together, but that is not what makes you the most beautiful. You have the MOST beautiful spirit. Your smile lights up your whole face and it makes every one who is around you happy. You are so kind, empathetic, and deeply loyal to family and friends, and you are a great friend to have because you are a good listener, but aren't afraid to give advice when needed. I love how much fun you are to be around. It is no small task to sit in front of a blank wall and see the humor in it, but you and I can do it! You are BUNDLES of fun to be around! You are literally the life of any party. I cannot stop laughing when you are around. But, on the flip side-I love that you are serious when it's necessary and you know how to see when something is tender, sacred, and needs stillness-and you treat it accordingly. You have SUCH a beautiful spirit, like I said. I love that you have such a strong testimony and love the gospel. You have always been inclined to righteousness and I adore that about you. You really are not afraid to be who you are in that way, and I think it will change others lives for the better. I know that you had a huge spiritual influence on me growing up, and I think your children and husband are abundantly blessed to have such a sweet influence in their home. ( just please stop teaching them by the bound legs method ).

You have ALWAYS been there for me, Abbs. You step in when others step out, and you make life easier when things are challenging. You were there when I fell on my bike as a child, you were there to share in Dairy Queen delights, you were there to tackle elementary school and high school by my side, you mended hearts broken by dumb boys, you permed your bangs along side me. You told me when I was being dumb, you and I cried over struggles in each others' arms. You were a voice of reason, a contributor to tormenting SLC as teenagers, you were the most fun and the best of girls to have around. You were there through the fear of having a child so young, you were the person to arrange gifts and parties for that, you were the gal who arranged a care package for an ill little girl in the hospital, and YOU, sweet friend were the one who sat by my side at the hospital-tears running down your face, as Grace got chemo. You have always been THERE, no distance, time, or space has or ever will displace that. I am so blessed to have you in my life. Thank you for sharing your heart and friendship so readily with me.

I can't wait to grow old as friends, watching our children grow up together and exchanging stories, help needs, and advice about parenting. I hope someday we will live closer so our little ones can share in our bond. I hope most of all that you have the very best birthday! It is well deserved. You are an amazing person all around and anyone who comes in your path is blessed by a touch of Abbs in their life! I love you love you love you and just wish I could be there to celebrate with you...ahhh well, some day Golden Girls style!
XOXOXO
Kim

Jill Stewart Tabatabei (McLean, VA)
Abbs and I used to drive around in high school belting our favorite tunes in the car. Some of our favorite tunes included songs from Anastasia, Cowboy take me away, and Dancing Queen. It was always so fun being in the front seat with her movin' and groovin' to the music. Every once in a while we would turn off the CD player or radio and do our own rendition of "I'm Wishing" from Snow White. I still think that Abby can sing that song WAY better than pale and frail little Snow White ever could. The best part is the way she does the "a ha ha ha haaaaaa" section. I am laughing right now just thinking of it; she should record it and put it on you tube. Good times, good times.

I also remember sumo wrestling together one night at Mo's house. I still have no idea why to this day, but for some reason Abby and I decided to wear pajamas and stuff them with pillows to make us look like Sumos. We each blacked out a tooth to complete the ensemble. We had so much fun running from across the room, colliding stomach to stomach, and falling to the ground. We laughed so hard and it was one of those nights that just randomly turned so fun. Abby was always up for something spontaneous which is the reason I love to hang out with her.

Another recent memory I have illustrates how Abbs has got some serious guts. I definitely didn't think it was funny at the time, but looking back on it I always smile when I think of how brave Abby is. We were at Tyson's mall with the kids letting them play in the play area. They have a big sign in front of the play area of a little girl holding her hand to a certain height; the sign clearly indicates that kids over that height are not allowed to play in the area. Unfortunately, there are still lame parents who allow their kids to play there even though they are way over the height restriction. On the day we were there, there was an 11 or 12 year old boy running and jumping all over the place. He knocked some kids over and we were both annoyed. But unlike me, Abby had courage and told the kid he was too big to be playing there.

The kid's Dad happened to be listening and proceeded to yell at Abbs. He told her to mind her own *%@! business (this guy was seriously the biggest jerk!) and to go find someone to enforce the height rule if she cared so much. She continued talking to him despite his horrid behavior and explained why she didn't want a big kid pushing little kids over. I stood like a shaking leaf in the corner while Abby stood up to this jerk and I will never forget her being brave enough to call him out on breaking the rules. Abbs, you rock. I admire your ability to stand up for what's right when others (like me) are too afraid. I have a lot to learn from you and admire you so much.

I wish you a very happy 31st birthday and love ya.

Jessica Morrow Gardner (SLC, UT)
I feel like everytime I am with Abby there is another story to add to my memory! It is always a good time! One that she might've forgotten is when we were in college and she was driving a car full of hyper girls in her car. It was very late and we were driving down foothill Blvd. When she started to laugh and say "Oh, a cop is behind me with his lights on!". When the cop came to the window he told Abby that he had been trying to pull her over for a while and she wasn't paying attention and that she was swerving in and out of lanes. He then asked us if we had been drinking. We all started to laugh (which I am sure didn't convince this cop we were sober). Poor Abby was asked to get out of the car and walk the line. She was trying to keep a straight face during the testing but she could hear us all laughing at her in the car. The last thing I remember is the cop telling Abby that shockingly she passed the test but I distinctly remember the final statement of "I can't imagine what you would be like drunk if this is you sober!". That is the story of Abby! I have always looked up to Abby as a friend not just because she is fun but because she has so many other qualities that go with her silly personality! She is smart, and cares about others. She has a great fashion sense that I am always jealous of. She is a great Mom! One of the Mom's I look up to more than anyone else! She can knit a freaking hat for crying out loud! She set goals of going on a mission and graduationg college and she did them both! The girl has it all! I am lucky to call her my friend! Happy Birthday!