Babies are great and all but the aftermath of having one really bites. From the muffin top busting out of your old skinny jeans, the double D bra, the bagel pooch, to the now deflated, stretched (and shriveled) you know whats....this lady is feeling a little downtrodden. Not only do I need a serious Oprah makeover but every time I have a baby, I grow sideburns. They are the WORST!! They're too short to put behind my ears and make me look like a Elvis impersonator. I also have all the baby hairs wanting to be bangs coming in too. Can't pushing the baby out be enough? George I love you but these side burns have got to go!
(Shhh, don't tell, but there's a very rude little gray hair wanting to hang out too. I keep plucking him out and he keeps coming back. I hate you little gray hair!!)
2 comments:
Ha! You kill me!
Oh, I TOTALLY get the side burn issue too! So annoying. I didn't know it was pregnancy related until later, but man...and it's not just that side burn part, it's the side edges of my face. What? Enter hair removal.
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